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| 100th anniversary premiere Oldsmobile TV commercial Oxymoron of the Day |
| 10K fun run |
| 12-ounce pound cake #7 on Top 50 |
| 6502-based computer |
A |
| above it all Canonical |
| absolute possibility |
| absolute uncertainty |
| AC/DC Unplugged |
| academic fraternity |
| academic sorority |
| acceptable losses Generation Terrorists |
| accident plan |
| accidentally on purpose |
| accordian music |
| accounting principles New Paradigm |
| accurate estimate Best List |
| accurate rumor |
| accurate stereotype Mode Magazine |
| achievable fantasies Cobalt Shiva |
| acoustic guitar amplifier Cave |
| acrylic glass Michael John Nesbitt |
| act naturally #50 on Top 50 |
| action committee |
| action musical idbits |
| active reserves |
| active retirement |
| acute apathy |
| acute dullness |
| additional cuts |
| additional reductions |
| adult children |
| adult male |
| advanced BASIC #47 on Top 50 |
| advanced beginner Best List |
| advanced cobol |
| advancing backward Cobalt Shiva |
| aerial dogfight Rosenberger |
| aerobic exercise |
| affirmative action |
| affordable housing |
| affordable luxury Unbiased |
| African-American |
| aggressive diplomacy Dayton Daily News Op-Ed Page 11/3/97 Oxymoron of the Day |
| aging yuppie |
| agnostic beliefs Sam Russell |
| agree To disagree |
| agroforestry Focusing on Words |
| air moisture Rosenberger |
| air traffic control New Paradigm |
| airline food #45 on Top 50 |
| airline legroom Canonical |
| airline schedules Focusing on Words |
| airport security George Carlin "You're All Diseased", HBO |
| alcohol-free beer German: "alkoholfrei vollbier" <.3% alcohol Focusing on Words |
| all day briefing Cobalt Shiva |
| All generalizations are false... including this one |
| all the way through a portion Unbiased |
| All-American french fries idbits |
| almost always |
| almost certain |
| almost exactly #42 on Top 50 |
| almost impossible |
| almost new |
| almost perfect |
| almost surprised Focusing on Words |
| almost totally |
| almost unique |
| alone in a crowd Mary Van Sell |
| alone together #39 on Top 50 |
| alternative music Cave |
| aluminum angle iron Fun_People |
| aluminum windows New Paradigm |
| always different |
| amateur expert |
| American beer |
| American cheese |
| American chop suey |
| American education |
| American English |
| American geographers |
| American history |
| American Honda |
| American Indian Rosenberger |
| amicable divorce |
| Amish website |
| Amtrak schedule |
| anal retentive Rosenberger |
| anarchist community Mary Van Sell |
| Anarchy Rules! |
| Angel, the vampire |
| anonymous colleague Focusing on Words |
| another fine mess |
| anxious patient Focusing on Words |
| AOL help Millard Forum |
| AOL internet access |
| apathetic interest Focusing on Words |
| appeared invisible Canonical |
| Apple tech support |
| applied chaos |
| approximate solution Focusing on Words |
| approximately equal |
| Are you asleep? Unbiased |
| armchair athletes |
| arms limitations |
| army intelligence |
| army private |
| art student |
| artificial grass |
| artificial grass, |
| artificial intelligence #40 on Son of 50 |
| As famous as the unknown soldier. |
| ASCII Art |
| Asian-American |
| assembly language |
| assistant supervisor |
| assisted suicide |
| astrological forecast |
| athletic scholarship |
| attentive husband Best List |
| Aunt Jemima Light Focusing on Words |
| Australian spelling |
| authentic replica |
| authentic reproduction |
| autistic behavior |
| automated data processing |
| automotive engineer Shooter |
| average genius Memoware |
| awful good |
| awful pretty |
| awfully good |
| awfully nice |
| awfully pleased |
| awfully pretty |
B |
| baby grand |
| Back to the Future Movie title |
| back up Amazing |
| backseat driver Rosenberger |
| backside |
| bad company |
| bad health |
| bad luck |
| bad sex |
| bad sport Ethan |
| baggage handling New Paradigm |
| Baked Alaska |
| balanced insanity Focusing on Words |
| balding hair |
| bankrupt millionaire |
| barely dressed |
| beaucractic efficiencies #30 on Son of 50 |
| beautiful tyrant Juliet |
| beautifully repulsive magazine advertisement for an insect-repellent candle Oxymoron of the Day |
| beauty bark |
| bedroom community Rosenberger |
| beginning Finnish |
| beginning of the end |
| Belgian Industry LeighWorld |
| beneficial insect |
| benevolent despot |
| benevolent dictatorship |
| benign neglect |
| benign tumor Ethan |
| bent straight Main Event |
| Best Of Geraldo Unbiased |
| Best of Yoko Oxymoron Central |
| better than new |
| beyond infinity |
| Biblical scholar Shooter |
| big kid Over 500 |
| big nothing |
| binging on moderation Focusing on Words |
| bipartisan cooperation Focusing on Words |
| birth control |
| birthday suit Focusing on Words |
| bittersweet |
| black gold |
| black light |
| Black Russian Ethan |
| blameless culprit |
| blindingly obvious Gerry Reid |
| blue rose |
| bone china Contest |
| boneless ribs |
| border control |
| boring orgasm |
| botched suicide Shooter |
| bottoms up |
| brand new antiques |
| brave politician |
| brave wimp |
| bricked-up window |
| bridegroom Nathan's World |
| brief list Gerry Reid |
| brief survey |
| brief wait Canonical |
| bright blonde Cool Site |
| bright night |
| brilliant darkness Memoware |
| brilliantly dull |
| British cuisine |
| British fashion #36 on Top 50 |
| British humor |
| broad tip Unbiased |
| budget deficit |
| Buffalo Wings Ethan |
| bug fix #36 on Son of 50 |
| bug-free code |
| build down |
| bumper sticker Cobalt Shiva |
| bureaucratic efficiency |
| business casual Best List |
| business ethics #33 on Top 50 |
| butt heads |
| butthead #31 on Top 50 |
| buy now and save |
| By definition, one divided by zero is undefined. Fun_People |
C |
| Cable and Wireless |
| cable modem Shooter |
| cafeteria food |
| calculated risk Gerry Reid |
| California champagne Best List |
| California culture |
| California expressway |
| calm wind |
| camelhair brush Oxymoron Central |
| camping resort Best List |
| campus safety Shooter |
| Canadian culture |
| Canadian dollar New Paradigm |
| Canadian identity Canonical |
| cardinal sin |
| career in music |
| casual chic Focusing on Words |
| casual intimacy |
| casual sex |
| casually elegant |
| catfish |
| catproof |
| cautiously optimistic Rosenberger |
| cel phone wiretap |
| centered around |
| Central Intelligence Agency |
| centrally-planned economy |
| certainly unsure |
| changing status quo Yorksite |
| chaos theory |
| chaotic organization |
| cheerful pessimist |
| cheerleading scholarship |
| Cherokee Pioneer car model |
| cherry tart |
| cherry tomato |
| childproof #25 on Top 50 |
| children's encyclopedia |
| chilling Fever |
| chills and fever |
| Christian education |
| Christian Militia |
| Christian nation Canonical |
| Christian Science Monitor Employee Health Coverage Millard Forum |
| Christian Scientists #22 on Top 50 |
| Christian Soldiers |
| Church of Scientology |
| citizen soldier Rosenberger |
| city planning |
| city worker |
| civil disobedience |
| civil engineer |
| civil libertarian |
| civil litigation Cardigan |
| civil servant |
| civil service |
| civil strife Focusing on Words |
| civil war |
| civilized divorce |
| civilized warfare Focusing on Words |
| classic new homes Focusing on Words |
| classic rock & roll |
| classical novel |
| classy whore Oxymoron of the Day |
| clean coal #6 on Son of 50 |
| clean dirt |
| clean hack |
| clean kill |
| clean oil Best List |
| clear as mud |
| clearly ambiguous |
| clearly confused |
| clearly confusing |
| clearly misunderstood #19 on Top 50 |
| clearly obscure |
| clearly vague Canonical |
| clever fool |
| climb down Canonical |
| climb under idbits |
| Clinton ethics |
| Clinton leadership |
| close distance Contest |
| closed space |
| closet claustrophobic |
| closet exhibitionist Comedy Network |
| clouded reflection Canonical |
| CNN Style |
| coal mine safety |
| Coca-Cola Foods |
| co-ed fraternity |
| co-ed sorority |
| cold as hell |
| cold comfort |
| cold hotdog |
| cold sweat |
| cold toast Focusing on Words |
| collective "I" Rosenberger |
| collective liberty |
| college algebra |
| college education |
| college student |
| colored music |
| colored transparency Cobalt Shiva |
| combined divisions |
| come on, let's go |
| comedy-drama |
| comfortably dressed |
| commercial art |
| committee decision |
| committee schedule |
| common courtesy #17 on Son of 50 |
| common difference |
| common phenomenon |
| common sense |
| Commonwealth Canonical |
| Communist Party |
| comparatively unique Focusing on Words |
| compare and contrast New Paradigm |
| compassionate conservative - George W. Bush |
| compassionate management #10 on Son of 50 |
| compellingly liberating. Generation Terrorists |
| competing Standards |
| completed research Focusing on Words |
| completed website Focusing on Words |
| completely partial Rosenberger |
| completely unfinished |
| comprehensive medical benefits Canonical |
| compulsory volunteer |
| computer animation |
| computer jock #15 on Top 50 |
| computer science |
| computer security #12 on Top 50 |
| conciliation court |
| concise dictionary |
| concrete lawn art Oxymoron Central |
| concrete pad |
| conditional surrender Rosenberger |
| confidently scared Tom Landry Richard Lederer |
| confirmed rumor Rosenberger |
| Congressional accountability Focusing on Words |
| Congressional action |
| Congressional ethics |
| Congressional hearing |
| Congressional initiative |
| Congressional oversight |
| conscripted volunteer Focusing on Words |
| consensual rape |
| conservative activist Best List |
| Conservative Democrat |
| conservative intellectual Best List |
| Conservative Party |
| conservative revolution Cobalt Shiva |
| consistent discrepancies Focusing on Words |
| consistently arbitrary Rosenberger |
| consistently erratic |
| consistently inconsistent |
| conspicuous absence |
| constant change |
| constant variable |
| constitutional monarchy Rosenberger |
| construction worker |
| constructive attitude |
| constructive criticism |
| contemporary classic Oxymoron of the Day |
| contemporary history |
| continuous break Gerry Reid |
| continuously varying scientific term regarding wave structure Amazing |
| Contra aid Focusing on Words |
| control freak |
| controlled blast Gerry Reid |
| controlled burn Gerry Reid |
| controlled chaos |
| controlled enthusiasm Focusing on Words |
| controlled skid Focusing on Words |
| controlled-market economy Focusing on Words |
| convenience store |
| conventional wisdom |
| convienience store |
| cooking glue. |
| cooperative multitasking |
| corporate conscience |
| corporate culture |
| corporate family Focusing on Words |
| corporate planning |
| correctional institution Best List |
| cost effective |
| cost efficient |
| cost savings |
| countertrends New Paradigm |
| country club prison Unbiased |
| Country music #1 on Son of 50 |
| country style |
| courtesy towing |
| covert assault Shooter |
| cowardly lion |
| crash landing |
| cream soda Rosenberger |
| creation science |
| creative accounting Memoware |
| creative destruction |
| creative plagarism Memoware |
| crime of passion Gerry Reid |
| criminal justice |
| criminal law Michael John Nesbitt |
| criminal lawyer |
| crisis management |
| critically acclaimed |
| cruel kindness |
| Cruel to Be Kind |
| cultural diversity Canonical |
| current History |
| curved line |
| customer satisfaction |
| customer service |
D |
| daily special Best List |
| damn with faint praise Alexander Pope Richard Lederer |
| damned good Fun_People |
| dangerously safe |
| dark star |
| darkness visible John Milton Richard Lederer |
| data base consistency |
| Dead Man Walking Movie title |
| dead right Best List |
| deafening silence |
| dear occupant |
| death benefits |
| debugged program |
| debutante ball |
| decaffeinated espresso Unbiased |
| decent lawyer |
| deep down, he's shallow Ronald Reagan characterization of a Democrat. Cobalt Shiva |
| deeper high |
| deeply superficial Andy warhol, describing himself |
| defense industry Favorite |
| defensive tackle Best List |
| defensive weapon Favorite |
| deficit spending #14 on Son of 50 |
| definite maybe #9 on Top 50 |
| definite possibility idbits |
| definite probability |
| degradable plastic |
| deliberate mistake |
| deliberate speed |
| deliberately thoughtless |
| delicious meatloaf Shooter |
| delicious torment Focusing on Words |
| demanding patient Focusing on Words |
| demilitarized zone Opus |
| Democratic Congress |
| Democratic leadership |
| democratic machine The Oxymorons |
| Democratic Republic Rosenberger |
| Department of the Interior |
| designer jeans |
| designer water |
| desktop publishing |
| detailed summary Generation Terrorists |
| devilishly good |
| devout Atheist |
| dick head Rosenberger |
| diet ice cream #6 on Top 50 |
| dim light Oxymoron Central |
| diminished confidence Focusing on Words |
| dining hall food |
| direct circumvention Focusing on Words |
| disaster relief Rosenberger |
| disco music |
| discovered missing |
| disgustingly good Unbiased |
| disposable income |
| distant relative |
| distinctly remember forgetting Clara Barton |
| distributed center MITRE PRISM document, October 1993 Cobalt Shiva |
| divorce court |
| Doctor of Nursing Michael John Nesbitt |
| Dodge Ram |
| dollar value Focusing on Words |
| domestic bliss |
| domestic tranquillity |
| domestic violence Ethan |
| Donner party Best List |
| dorm food |
| DOS operating system |
| DOS window |
| dotted line |
| double solitaire |
| dove-feather'd raven Juliet |
| down elevator |
| down escalator |
| downtown expressway |
| drag race |
| drastic improvement |
| dress pants |
| dress shirt Rosenberger |
| dress shoes Cave |
| drink sensibly |
| drip dry Unbiased |
| drive-thru window |
| driving pleasure |
| drug culture |
| dry beer |
| dry creek Best List |
| dry ice |
| dry lake |
| dry martini Best List |
| Dry River name of actual river (with water) near New Hampshire's Crawford Notch Cobalt Shiva |
| dry wine |
| dull knife |
| dull point Nathan's World |
| dull roar #21 on Son of 50 |
| dull shine |
| duplicate original |
| dwarf mammoths Rosenberger |
| dynamic equilibrium Shooter |
| dynamic stability |
E |
| Earth Angel Best List |
| easy credit |
| easy labor Best List |
| easy payments |
| easy to assemble Unbiased |
| Easy to Be Hard |
| easy-open package |
| economic reform |
| economic stability Focusing on Words |
| editorial initiative Jim Green, Publisher, Addison-Wesley Shooter |
| educated guess Focusing on Words |
| educational television |
| effective compassion |
| effective management |
| electronic music |
| electroshock therapy |
| elementary calculus |
| elevated subway |
| eloquent silence |
| emergency maintenance Opus |
| employee benefits |
| employee owners |
| English cuisine |
| English syntax |
| enlightened despot historical term Amazing |
| enquiring minds |
| entire portion |
| environmentalist bumper sticker |
| environmentally sensitive development Best List |
| equal housing Best List |
| equal justice Best List |
| equal opportunity |
| equally unfair to everyone George Feinberg Cobalt Shiva |
| ergonomic keyboard |
| erroneous correction |
| escaped prisoner Generation Terrorists |
| eschew obfuscation |
| essential service |
| essential trivia |
| essentially irrellevant Dr. Kaltofen |
| essentially useless Opus |
| eternal life |
| ethical attack Rosenberger |
| ethical hackers Focusing on Words |
| ethnic cleansing Focusing on Words |
| European Community |
| evaporated milk |
| even odds |
| Ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? |
| ever-increasing downsizing |
| Everybody sing the solo! unnamed choir director Oxymoron of the Day |
| everybody's unique Cobalt Shiva |
| evolutionary fact |
| exact approximation |
| exact estimate #3 on Top 50 |
| exact replica |
| excess profit |
| executive assistant Ethan |
| executive decision |
| executive secretary |
| exercise junkie Michael John Nesbitt |
| exit interview |
| expected surprise Focusing on Words |
| expert amateur Best List |
| explicitly ambiguous Focusing on Words |
| express bus |
| express line |
| express mail |
| expressive silence |
| exquisite pain |
| extensive briefing |
| extinct life #17 on Top 50 |
| extra time |
| extra virgin olive oil Shooter |
| extreme moderation |
| extremely average Focusing on Words |
| extremely limited Fun_People |
| extremely neutral Focusing on Words |
| Exxon cleanup #11 on Son of 50 |
| Eyes Wide Shut Movie title |
F |
| factual Inaccuracies Unbiased |
| faculty cooperation Focusing on Words |
| fail safe |
| failing health Unbiased |
| fair lending Best List |
| fair reporting |
| fair trial |
| fairly explicit |
| fairly obvious |
| fairly tan |
| faithful husband Best List |
| fallout shelter |
| false evidence Rosenberger |
| false fact |
| false witness |
| falsely true Alfred Lord Tennyson Richard Lederer |
| family entertainment |
| family vacation |
| famous Canadians Ian |
| famous covert agent |
| fan fatale |
| fancy ketchup Over 500 |
| fantastic reality |
| farewell reception |
| Fast BASIC |
| fast food |
| fast food restaurant Best List |
| fast idle |
| fast turtle |
| fast waiter Focusing on Words |
| fast, cheap, and good |
| Fat Boy Slim |
| Fatal Cure book by Robin Cook Cobalt Shiva |
| fatally injured |
| fatally wounded |
| fat-free margarine |
| fault tollerant systems |
| fearful bravery William Shakespeare Focusing on Words |
| Federal budget |
| fellow women Best List |
| female logic |
| female qualifies for ironman triathlon Air Force News Service headline, 6/28/98 Oxymoron of the Day |
| fiberglass |
| fiend angelical Juliet |
| fighting for peace |
| filing system |
| filled with omissions |
| film critic #46 on Son of 50 |
| final draft |
| Final Fantasy VIII Game |
| final preliminary results CNN report on Russian elections, 1996 Cobalt Shiva |
| final version |
| finally again Focusing on Words |
| finally begun Canonical |
| financial security |
| fine cigar LeighWorld |
| fire boat Rosenberger |
| firewater |
| firm maybe |
| first among equals originally applied to the Pope in the Latin Christian Church Cobalt Shiva |
| first annual |
| first class mail Ian |
| first conclusions Focusing on Words |
| first-strike defense |
| fish farm |
| flat busted |
| flat curve |
| Flatt's Hill Michael John Nesbitt |
| flexible ethics |
| flexible freeze Nixon-era economics |
| flexible schedule Rosenberger |
| flexible standards |
| flood control Best List |
| floppy disk Focusing on Words |
| flying fish |
| foamsteel |
| following preview Best List |
| foolproof instructions #16 on Son of 50 |
| football scholarship |
| forced to cooperate Cobalt Shiva |
| Foreign Domestics Program Canadian government agecy regulating the use of foreign nannies) Focusing on Words |
| foreign national Ethan |
| foreseeable future Opus |
| foreshadow Cobalt Shiva |
| forever now Oxymoron Central |
| forgotten memories |
| Fork Union Town |
| forward lateral |
| found missing #49 on Top 50 |
| four corners of the globe |
| Fox Family Channel |
| Fox News |
| foxy chick |
| Franco American |
| free agent |
| free coupons Canonical |
| free election |
| free elections in Haiti Millard Forum |
| free electron laser |
| free form |
| free gift |
| free love |
| free market |
| free memory |
| free press |
| free prisoner Focusing on Words |
| free rent |
| free society |
| free trade Canonical |
| Free Will Baptists Main Event |
| free with purchase |
| freeze dried Rosenberger |
| freezer burn #28 on Son of 50 |
| French Canadian |
| French culture |
| French deodorant |
| French hospitality |
| French Resistance |
| fresh cheese Best List |
| fresh dried fruit Best List |
| fresh frozen #19 on Son of 50 |
| fresh mold Cobalt Shiva |
| fresh sour cream Amazing |
| fresh yogurt |
| fried ice cream Canonical |
| fried roast Focusing on Words |
| friend of the court |
| friendly advice |
| friendly argument |
| friendly competitor |
| friendly divorce Best List |
| friendly enemy |
| friendly fire #5 on Son of 50 |
| friendly takeover |
| front end |
| Frugal Gourmet |
| full half-hour TV promo Ian |
| full price discount |
| full service |
| full-length bikini |
| full-time day care |
| full-time hobby |
| fun run |
| functional illiterate Focusing on Words |
| functional manager |
| funky white guy |
| funny clean joke |
| future history Focusing on Words |
| future memories Shooter |
| future nostalgia Rosenberger |
| future of martyrdom Gerry Reid |
| fuzzy logic |
G |
| gain reduction |
| Galloping Gourmet |
| garden of wildflowers Miracle Grow TV Commercial Cobalt Shiva |
| gay marriage |
| gentle beast |
| gentle laxative Canonical |
| gentleman bandit |
| gentlemen's agreement Best List |
| genuine copy |
| genuine fake |
| genuine imitation #46 on Top 50 |
| genuine imitation naugahyde The Oxymorons |
| genuine reproduction |
| genuine veneer |
| German cuisine #37 on Son of 50 |
| giant bonsai Oxymoron Central |
| girly man |
| glasses for the blind Michael John Nesbitt |
| global village |
| go ahead, back up |
| goddamn Generation Terrorists |
| going nowhere fast |
| gold silverware Unbiased |
| golf fashion #43 on Son of 50 |
| good boy |
| good clean fun |
| good fight Contest |
| good grief #44 on Top 50 |
| good job |
| good kid Best List |
| good loser New Paradigm |
| good sh*t |
| gourmet cat food Best List |
| gourmet hamburger Focusing on Words |
| gourmet pizza |
| goverment organization |
| government aid |
| government assistance #49 on Son of 50 |
| government integrity |
| government intelligence |
| government organization #41 on Top 50 |
| government secret Opus |
| government service Shooter |
| government worker |
| governmental efficiency |
| graduate student |
| grand theft Best List |
| grandchildren |
| Grape Nuts Focusing on Words |
| graphic language Focusing on Words |
| Grateful Dead |
| Great Britain |
| great depression |
| great famine Richard Rew |
| great gossip |
| great regular flavor |
| great tragedy Rosenberger |
| greatest weakness Gerry Reid |
| greatly reduced |
| green blackberries |
| green blackboard |
| green consumerism |
| green orange |
| grotesque beauty Focusing on Words |
| ground floor Unbiased |
| group of individuals |
| growing small |
| growth recession Bush Administration term |
| guaranteed possibility Memoware |
| guest host |
| gun safety |
| gunboat diplomacy |
H |
| Haitian former President-for-life Jean-Claude Duvalier Ethan |
| half baked |
| half complete Canonical |
| half dead |
| half decent |
| half empty |
| half full #12 on Son of 50 |
| Half Hour Comedy Hour ABC-TV show in '80s Oxymoron of the Day |
| half naked #29 on Son of 50 |
| half true Focusing on Words |
| hand printed |
| hands-on consultant |
| hang glide Gerry Reid |
| happily married |
| happy birthday Generation Terrorists |
| happy Monday |
| hard curve Ethan |
| Hard Day's Night movie/song by the Beatles |
| hard disk |
| hard liquor Ethan |
| hard pillow |
| hard roll Ethan |
| hard softball |
| hard water |
| harmless abuse Focusing on Words |
| harmless pollution Focusing on Words |
| hassle-free insurance Yorksite |
| hasten slowly Focusing on Words |
| hateful good Geoffrey Chaucer Richard Lederer |
| hazardous waste disposal |
| head-butt Best List |
| headend Cobalt Shiva |
| health industry Rosenberger |
| healthy chocolate |
| healthy competition Cardigan |
| healthy cough |
| heat of the Cold War Cobalt Shiva |
| heavenly body Gerry Reid |
| heavenly wrath Rosenberger |
| heavy gas Ethan |
| heavy snow Contest |
| heights of depravity |
| helicopter flight |
| Hell's Angels |
| heroic failure Shooter |
| high in the low Oxymoron Central |
| higher education |
| highly depressed |
| highly undereducated Oxymoron of the Day |
| highly visible covert operation Focusing on Words |
| high-speed computer Ethan |
| hindsight Gerry Reid |
| history of the future Focusing on Words |
| holistic healing Ethan |
| Hollywood marriage Ray Yep |
| holy hell |
| holy land |
| Holy Roman Empire |
| holy sh*t |
| holy war #7 on Son of 50 |
| home office |
| homeless households BBC News report 9/25/96 Cobalt Shiva |
| homeless shelter |
| homeopathic medicine Ethan |
| homo sapiens |
| honest crook |
| honest lawyer |
| honest politician |
| honest thief After Donald Trump's stretch limousine was stolen and found undamaged a few blocks away; he said, "Nothing was stolen. I had an honest thief." 3/2/92 Focusing on Words |
| Honorable Governor from Louisiana Millard Forum |
| honourable member term used in English-style parliaments Cool Site |
| honourable villain Juliet |
| hopeless romantic |
| hopelessly optimistic |
| horribly decent Focusing on Words |
| hospital food |
| hot chile |
| hot Chili |
| hot ice |
| hot water heater |
| hotbed of apathy Cobalt Shiva |
| House Ethics Committee |
| Howard Stern's Private Parts Book/Movie |
| huddled alone reference to Clinton, 12/20/98 Oxymoron of the Day |
| huge fraction Oxymoron Central |
| huge market niche |
| human compassion |
| human evolution |
| humane robotics Focusing on Words |
| humanitarian catastrophe NATO spokesman Oxymoron of the Day |
| humanitarian invasion |
| humble politician Canonical |
| Humble, Texas Town |
| hung jury Shooter |
| Hurts So Good Song by John Cougar/Mellencamp |
| Hyphenate-Americans |
I |
| I don't want to belong to any club that will have me as a member. Groucho Marx |
| I have what I'm looking for Canonical |
| I must follow the people. Am I not their leader? Benjamin Disraeli |
| IBM compatible |
| ice water Ethan |
| Icy Hot |
| I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. |
| identical alternatives |
| idiot savant |
| idiot-proof |
| idle gossip |
| If he were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave. Samuel Goldwyn |
| If you fall and break your legs, don't come running to me. Samuel Goldwyn |
| If You Leave Me Can I Come Too? Album by Mental as Anything |
| ill health |
| I'm not going to say, "I told you so." |
| immense void Rosenberger |
| implant removal |
| important game |
| important trivia |
| inactive volcano Rosenberger |
| Include me out. Samuel Goldwyn |
| incomplete cure Focusing on Words |
| increased shrinkage CNN weathercaster, Blizzard of 1996 Cobalt Shiva |
| increasing declines |
| increasingly few Opus |
| increasingly little Focusing on Words |
| increasingly lower Michael John Nesbitt |
| incredibly real Focusing on Words |
| incredibly true Fun_People |
| indecent exposure |
| in-depth overview Shooter |
| indirect communication Focusing on Words |
| individual solidarity Shooter |
| indoor bleachers Richard Lederer |
| industrial park |
| industry standard |
| inexpensive car |
| inexpensive medical care |
| infinite moment |
| inflatable dart board |
| initial conclusion |
| initial results |
| innocent bureaucratic blunder Clinton describing White House FBI files scandal Focusing on Words |
| innovative uniforms Canonical |
| inquiring minds Over 500 |
| inside out |
| insincere thanks Focusing on Words |
| instant classic |
| instant folk hero Focusing on Words |
| institutional food |
| institutional revolution Unbiased |
| Institutional Revolutionary Party |
| intellectual liberal |
| intellectual property Shooter |
| intelligent fight Focusing on Words |
| intelligent lifeforms |
| intense apathy |
| intense disinterest Focusing on Words |
| internal exile Focusing on Words |
| Internal Revenue Service |
| internet privacy |
| internet security |
| Internet Service Provider New Paradigm |
| Interstate Highway in Hawaii |
| intimate strangers |
| investigative journalism Rosenberger |
| invisible ink |
| Iranian moderate |
| irate patient |
| Ironwood Town in Michigan |
| irrational logic |
| irregardless Over 500 |
| Italian government |
| Italian-American |
J |
| job fulfillment |
| job opportunity |
| Job security #2 on Son of 50 |
| John Birch Society Steve Kangas |
| Jolly Tax Payer pub in Vancouver Oxymoron Central |
| journalistic accuracy |
| journalistic integrity |
| jug wine LeighWorld |
| jumbo shrimp #31 on Son of 50 |
| jump start #47 on Son of 50 |
| junior senator Focusing on Words |
| junk bonds Focusing on Words |
| junk food |
| Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not really out to get you! Cool Site |
| justifiable homicide Richard Rew |
| justifiably paranoid |
| justified war Nathan's World |
K |
| Kentucky Fried Chicken |
| Keyboard Failure: Strike F1 to continue Cool Site |
| kickstand Richard Lederer |
| kitchen police Steve Kangas |
| knee-high panty hose Millard Forum |
| known secret Opus |
| known stranger Oxymoron Central |
| known-covert operation Focusing on Words |
| Kosher Christmas cookies |
| Kosher ham |
L |
| lace-up loafers |
| ladies' night |
| lady wrestler |
| lame effort Best List |
| land development Focusing on Words |
| large animals may be downsized Dayton Daily News headline, Nov. 3, 1997 Oxymoron of the Day |
| large minivan Nathan's World |
| large minority |
| larger half |
| Last Don II CBS TV movie, 6/3/98 Oxymoron of the Day |
| lasting aid Focusing on Words |
| law brief Focusing on Words |
| La-Z-Boy Office Furniture Mary Van Sell |
| lazy suzan |
| lead balloon |
| lean pork |
| learned instinct Opus |
| least favorite |
| Lebanese government |
| left-handed screwdrivers. |
| left-wing economist Opus |
| legal appeal |
| legal brief |
| legal ethics #33 on Son of 50 |
| legal reasoning Gerry Reid |
| legally drunk #38 on Top 50 |
| legislative intent Rosenberger |
| legitimate conspiracy Focusing on Words |
| leisure industry |
| leisure suit Best List |
| lend-lease Best List |
| less filling |
| less is more |
| lesser evil Focusing on Words |
| lethal assistance |
| liberal fundamentalists Focusing on Words |
| Liberal Party |
| liberal Republican |
| Liberal, Kansas |
| Libertarian organization Canonical |
| Libertarian Party Steve Kangas |
| lieutenant colonel Rosenberger |
| lieutenant general Rosenberger |
| life after death Dr. Dean |
| life insurance |
| light armor Focusing on Words |
| light dark beer Cave |
| light opera |
| light rock |
| light shadow Rosenberger |
| light-heavyweight |
| light-skinned black |
| likewise unique Canonical |
| limited empowerment New Paradigm |
| limited immunity |
| limited incursion Best List |
| limited lifetime guarantee |
| limited nuclear war Cardigan |
| limited success |
| limousine bus Best List |
| linear curve |
| liquid air |
| liquid crystal |
| liquid gas |
| liquid metal |
| liquid paper Shooter |
| liquid smoke Focusing on Words |
| little big |
| Little Big Horn |
| Little Big League Movie title Oxymoron Central |
| little bigger |
| little fat Canonical |
| little giant nickname of Lincoln-debator Stephen Douglas |
| little monster |
| little more |
| little pain never hurt anyone. |
| little pregnant Focusing on Words |
| literal interpretation |
| live on tape |
| live recording |
| living corpse BBC about Deng on his 91st birthday Cobalt Shiva |
| living dead #35 on Top 50 |
| living death John Milton |
| living doll Contest |
| living end |
| living fossil Focusing on Words |
| living in Buffalo Canonical |
| local long distance Best List |
| local network |
| loners' club Cardigan |
| Long Island Expressway |
| long nap Contest |
| long recess Focusing on Words |
| long shorts |
| long sleeved t-shirt |
| long-lasting temporary relief Oxymoron Central |
| loose fit Focusing on Words |
| loose tights #24 on Son of 50 |
| loosely packed |
| Los Angeles Winter Ian |
| loss leader Gerry Reid |
| loss prevention specialist Focusing on Words |
| lost cause |
| loud librarian |
| loud whisper |
| Love Hurts Song title Gerry Reid |
| love-hate relationship |
| love-sickness Contest |
| low priority New Paradigm |
| low speed chase TV coverage of the OJ Simpson saga Cobalt Shiva |
| lower inflation Focusing on Words |
| low-fat ice cream Focusing on Words |
| loyal opposition |
| lucky stiff Gerry Reid |
| Luddite website Millard Forum |
| lung fish Rosenberger |
| luxury apartment Best List |
| luxury bus |
M |
| macro-microorganism Focusing on Words |
| magic realism Cobalt Shiva |
| magnificent desolation Neil Armstrong on the moon |
| major general Rosenberger |
| major minor |
| major minority |
| male compassion |
| male intellect |
| male ladybug |
| mall food Oxymoron Central |
| man child Focusing on Words |
| managed competition |
| managed healthcare Canonical |
| management accomplishment Favorite |
| management action |
| management decision |
| management potential |
| management science |
| management style |
| management support |
| management systems Canonical |
| mandatory extra credit |
| mandatory option |
| mandatory volunteer |
| mankind |
| marijuana initiative |
| marital aids |
| marital bliss |
| marketing person |
| marketing strategy |
| marriage councellor #45 on Son of 50 |
| married life |
| martial arts |
| martial law |
| Martian earthquake Oxymoron of the Day |
| mass customization |
| master copy Michael John Nesbitt |
| maternity fashion Best List |
| math teacher |
| mature adolescent |
| mature student |
| Maxi Thins |
| May I ask a question ? |
| McDonalds dinner |
| meaningful nonsense Focusing on Words |
| meaningful overnight relationship. Focusing on Words |
| meatless hamburger |
| meatless sausage Michael John Nesbitt |
| Medicaid payment |
| medical care Oxymoron Central |
| medical ethics |
| medical marijuana |
| medical science Favorite |
| Medicare benefits Shooter |
| medium large |
| medium well Focusing on Words |
| melancholy merriment Lord Byron Richard Lederer |
| melted ice Ethan |
| mental health |
| mental masturbation Oxymoron Central |
| mercy killing |
| merry widow |
| metal woods |
| meteoric rise Shooter |
| Mexican cuisine |
| Mexican-American |
| micro-mainframe Focusing on Words |
| Microsoft Excel |
| Microsoft Works #1 on Top 50 |
| Middle East peace process |
| Mighty Mouse cartoon character |
| mighty weak Canonical |
| mild abrasive |
| mild cigar Focusing on Words |
| mild hot sauce Mary Van Sell |
| mild interest |
| mild jalapeno |
| mild mannered reporter |
| mildly psychotic Focusing on Words |
| militant pacifist Focusing on Words |
| military accountability Focusing on Words |
| military budget |
| military intelligence #30 on Top 50 |
| military justice |
| military music New Paradigm |
| military peace |
| military system Focusing on Words |
| mind expanding drugs Best List |
| mini marathon Unbiased |
| mini-jumbo CD |
| minor catastrophe idbits |
| minor contradiction Shooter |
| minor crisis |
| minor disaster |
| minor emergency Sam Russell |
| minor importence Rosenberger |
| minor milestone Comedy Network |
| minor miracle |
| minor surgery |
| missing in action New Paradigm |
| mistakenly targeted |
| mixed blessing Rosenberger |
| mixed race |
| Mobil station |
| mobile home |
| model prisoner Unbiased |
| moderately uninhibited David Brinkley Cobalt Shiva |
| modern art |
| modern history |
| modern maturity Focusing on Words |
| modestly arrogant Focusing on Words |
| modified final judgement |
| Monopoly |
| monotheism is a gift from the gods Focusing on Words |
| Montana Freemen Focusing on Words |
| moral duty |
| Moral Majority #15 on Son of 50 |
| morbid humor Focusing on Words |
| more equal Canonical |
| more unique Focusing on Words |
| mormon theology |
| most eminent mediocrity How Lenin described Stalin Oxymoron of the Day |
| most unheard-of thing I've ever heard of Will Rogers? |
| most unique |
| motorcycle safety Focusing on Words |
| mournful optimist |
| moving target |
| Mr. Turkey (brand) chicken breast Oxymoron of the Day |
| mud bath Best List |
| Music Television Rosenberger |
| musical comedy Best List |
| mute sound |
| mutual differences |
| mutual masturbation |
| mutual suspicion Rosenberger |
| mutually exclusive |
| My Favorite Mistake song by Cheryl Crow |
N |
| nameless celebrity Focusing on Words |
| natural additives |
| natural artifact Focusing on Words |
| natural blonde |
| natural body-building |
| natural childbirth |
| natural law |
| natural makeup |
| natural selection George Carlin "You're All Diseased", HBO |
| natural synthetic |
| naturally flavored |
| naval aviation |
| near distances Nathan's World |
| near miss #35 on Son of 50 |
| nearby apartment |
| nearly done Rosenberger |
| nearly infinite |
| nearly perfect Rosenberger |
| neat mess Focusing on Words |
| neat office Focusing on Words |
| necessary evil |
| necessary luxury Cobalt Shiva |
| necessary meeting |
| needless requirement Rosenberger |
| negative feedback |
| negative growth |
| negative income |
| negative momentum Focusing on Words |
| negative reccommendation |
| neo retro Rosenberger |
| Neolithic (New Stone Age) Focusing on Words |
| net security #48 on Son of 50 |
| network centered |
| network quality |
| neutral charge Ray Yep |
| neutral charge |
| never again |
| never generalize |
| never say never |
| new age |
| new and improved |
| new antiques |
| new classic #27 on Top 50 |
| new cliche Focusing on Words |
| new Democrat |
| New Jersey, the Garden State Best List |
| New Mexico |
| new Olds Unbiased |
| new tradition |
| New Traditional Look |
| New York culture #28 on Top 50 |
| Nicaraguan Freedom Fighter Cool Site |
| nice cat |
| nice guy |
| night light |
| Night of the Living Dead Movie title |
| Ninja Turtles Comic/cartoon character Best List |
| no-fault divorce |
| no-good do-godder! |
| noble savage |
| non-alcoholic beer |
| non-alcoholic wine |
| non-binding contract Unbiased |
| non-commercial sponsor Unbiased |
| non-dairy creamer |
| non-denominational church |
| non-fat cream Focusing on Words |
| non-fat ice cream Focusing on Words |
| non-partisan issue Opus |
| non-profit corporation |
| non-refundable deposit |
| non-stick glue |
| non-stop flight |
| non-working mother |
| normal deviation |
| normal experience New Paradigm |
| nostalgia ain't what it used to be |
| notably absent |
| nothing happens Oxymoron Central |
| now, then #24 on Top 50 |
| Noyes Richard Lederer |
| nuclear defense |
| nuclear safety |
| nuclear strategy |
| numb feeling |
| nursing home |
O |
| obedient child Rosenberger |
| objective opinion |
| objective parent |
| objective rating Focusing on Words |
| obscene art |
| obvious secret |
| obviously hidden |
| obviously misunderstood Rosenberger |
| oddly appropriate |
| oddly familiar Gerry Reid |
| oddly normal Comedy Network |
| office park Cardigan |
| office suite Best List |
| old boy |
| Old New York |
| old news #27 on Son of 50 |
| omnidirectional Cobalt Shiva |
| on-line newspaper |
| on-time airplane |
| on-time musical production |
| on-time train |
| one size fits all |
| one-man army |
| one-man band Richard Lederer |
| one-man crew |
| online affair Shooter |
| online help Yorksite |
| only choice |
| open circuit |
| open government Canonical |
| open lock Nathan's World |
| open loop |
| open sandwich Gerry Reid |
| open secret |
| open system Opus |
| operating system |
| Operation Rescue |
| operational leadership New Paradigm |
| optional regulations Rosenberger |
| oral contraception Rosenberger |
| orbit underground Oxymoron Central |
| orderly confusion Focusing on Words |
| organized anarchy |
| organized chaos |
| organized committee Focusing on Words |
| organized confusion Best List |
| organized mess |
| original copy #23 on Son of 50 |
| original remake Sam Russell |
| original replica |
| original reprint |
| out at home |
| outside income Rosenberger |
| Outside Inn motel in Sierra Vista, AZ. Cobalt Shiva |
| Overeaters Anonymous Yorksite |
| overt deception Memoware |
| oxymoron |
P |
| Pacific Ocean |
| paid volunteer |
| painless dentistry |
| painless torture |
| paperless office |
| paraphrased quotation |
| parents without partners Focusing on Words |
| partial cease-fire |
| partial conclusion |
| partial consensus |
| partial monopoly |
| partial nudity Sam Russell |
| partial silence |
| partial success |
| partially blind Sam Russell |
| partially completed |
| partially finished Rosenberger |
| partially true Unbiased |
| partly pregnant |
| pass rusher Best List |
| passive activity Nathan's World |
| passive aggression #21 on Top 50 |
| passive confrontation Focusing on Words |
| passive resistance Cave |
| passive restraint |
| passive-aggressive |
| past presents Canonical |
| patriotic militia Focusing on Words |
| peace benefits Focusing on Words |
| peace force #18 on Top 50 |
| peace offensive |
| peace officer |
| peacekeeper missile |
| peacekeeping force |
| pedestrian traffic |
| People’s Democratic Republic |
| perfect fool |
| perfect idiot |
| perfect man Generation Terrorists |
| perfectly awful |
| permanent change Gerry Reid |
| permanent guest host triple oxymoron - Jay Leno's old job title Brandon |
| permanent temporary |
| personal ad Canonical |
| personal business Rosenberger |
| personal computer |
| personalized form letter Focusing on Words |
| pet fish Ethan |
| pet rock |
| petty officer Shooter |
| philosophical argument Rosenberger |
| philosophy science |
| photo journalism Rosenberger |
| pianoforte |
| pigeon's milk |
| plain chocolate |
| Planned Parenthood Shooter |
| planned serendipity |
| planned spontaneity biographer of Ansel Adams |
| planning retreat Gerry Reid |
| plastic flowers |
| plastic glass |
| plastic glasses #14 on Top 50 |
| plastic lemon |
| plastic silverware #20 on Son of 50 |
| plastic straw |
| platonic affair |
| plausable denial |
| player coach |
| player piano |
| pleated Jeans Oxymoron Central |
| pocket calculator |
| police intelligence |
| police protection |
| Polish navy |
| polite cabbie |
| political courage New Paradigm |
| political ethics |
| political integrity |
| political leadership |
| political promise |
| political reality |
| political science #11 on Top 50 |
| political solutions Focusing on Words |
| political will |
| politically correct |
| politically incorrect |
| politically sensitive LeighWorld |
| poor finances |
| poor health Shooter |
| poor Republican |
| pop art |
| pop culture |
| popular culture |
| popular mechanics Best List |
| popular science |
| positive medical test |
| positive resistance Focusing on Words |
| positively negative Focusing on Words |
| postal service #32 on Son of 50 |
| postal worker |
| post-modern #38 on Son of 50 |
| pot luck |
| powdered water Focusing on Words |
| Power Macintosh |
| powered gliders Aviation Week Cobalt Shiva |
| practical experience |
| practical joke |
| practical logic |
| Practical Nurse Cave |
| practically useless |
| practicing atheist Rosenberger |
| precise estimate Cobalt Shiva |
| precision bombing |
| precision guesswork Cobalt Shiva |
| preemptive reaction Best List |
| preliminary conclusion Focusing on Words |
| premeditated spontaneity Best List |
| preposterous Richard Lederer |
| presently absent Nathan's World |
| preservational development Unbiased |
| presidential character Shooter |
| presidential promises |
| presitigious non-accedited universities |
| press enter to exit Shooter |
| press release |
| pretty bad Focusing on Words |
| pretty ugly #8 on Top 50 |
| primitive culture Unbiased |
| private citizen |
| private e-mail |
| procedural variations Rosenberger |
| processed cheese food LeighWorld |
| pro-contra Focusing on Words |
| procrastinate now! |
| production meeting Best List |
| productivity committee |
| profanity sucks! Death Angels Nest |
| professional courtesy |
| professional jealousy Best List |
| professional wrestling #4 on Son of 50 |
| profoundly shallow Generation Terrorists |
| progressing backward Focusing on Words |
| Progressive Conservative |
| progressive decay Rosenberger |
| pronounced silence |
| proposed standard |
| proprietary standard |
| protective custody |
| proud humility Edmund Spenser |
| proved inconclusive New Paradigm |
| psychiatric care |
| public affair Favorite |
| public awareness |
| public school education |
| public servant |
| public service Focusing on Words |
| public transportation Richard Rew |
| pure crap |
| pure fabrication Opus |
| pure garbage Unbiased |
| pure mixture Michael John Nesbitt |
| pure speculation Focusing on Words |
| pushes for pullback Headline, Dayton (Ohio) Daily News, 2/1/98 Oxymoron of the Day |
Q |
| qualified success |
| quality assurance |
| quality service |
| Quebec Intellectual |
| quick fix |
| quick reboot |
| QuickBASIC |
| quiet rage Opus |
| Quiet Riot |
| quiet storm Michael John Nesbitt |
| quite a few |
R |
| R & D |
| radical center the political stance of Bill Clinton & Tony Blair, according to Tony Blair Focusing on Words |
| radical chic radical conservative Rosenberger |
| Radio Pictures a.k.a. RKO Studios |
| random logic |
| random order |
| random thought patterns |
| randomly organized |
| rap artist |
| rap music #5 on Top 50 |
| rap singer |
| rap song Shooter |
| rapid transit |
| rare steak |
| rarely done |
| rational integer Dr. Kaltofen |
| read-only memory |
| ready-to-eat frozen dinner Unbiased |
| Reagan Democrat |
| Reagan memoirs #8 on Son of 50 |
| real fantasy |
| real imitation mayonnaise |
| real magic Focusing on Words |
| real margarine Opus |
| real nightmare Mary Van Sell |
| real numbers |
| real phony |
| real plastic snow |
| real polyester Focusing on Words |
| real potential |
| realistic schedule |
| really fake Shooter |
| realtime computing |
| reasonable attorney fees Best List |
| reasonable degree of certainty Generation Terrorists |
| reasonable demands |
| reasonable female |
| Rebel Without a Cause Movie title Focusing on Words |
| recent history |
| recently new |
| recessionary inflation Rosenberger |
| Recipient of New Hand Wants to Be a Footnote Dayton, Ohio, Daily News headline Oxymoron of the Day |
| reckless caution |
| record low high Cobalt Shiva |
| recorded live #22 on Son of 50 |
| recorder music Canonical |
| re-create Focusing on Words |
| red and pink bluebonnets Texas Highways magazine Oxymoron of the Day |
| red Indians |
| red licorice Ethan |
| Reform party |
| refundable deposit Best List |
| regular special |
| rehabilitated criminal |
| reinvent |
| related divisions |
| relative stranger Comedy Network |
| relative truth |
| relatively simple New Paradigm |
| religious education |
| religious fact |
| religious freedom Millard Forum |
| religious persecution Cool Site |
| religious right #39 on Son of 50 |
| religious tolerance #2 on Top 50 |
| remotely obvious Focusing on Words |
| renegade lawmakers from CNN during the battle in Moscow |
| representative democracy |
| Republican initiative |
| Republican party #34 on Son of 50 |
| reputable salesman |
| required elective Focusing on Words |
| required option Rosenberger |
| resident alien #48 on Top 50 |
| responsible committee |
| responsible gambling Dr. Dean |
| responsible teenager |
| restless sleep |
| restrained aggression Rosenberger |
| restrained grandparent |
| Resurrection Funeral Home Actual business name, Clinton Township Michigan Shooter |
| reverse engineering |
| revision 0 Cobalt Shiva |
| rich country, poor people reference to Japan Focusing on Words |
| riot control Rosenberger |
| rising decline Rosenberger |
| rising deficits |
| risk of certain death |
| river land Best List |
| river walk Shooter |
| Road Works Ahead Canonical |
| roaring silence Best List |
| rock garden |
| rock music |
| rock opera |
| rogue bureaucrats LA Daily News headline about school organization crisis |
| rogue cop |
| rolling stop Rosenberger |
| rough finish |
| rounded corners Cool Site |
| routine change Gerry Reid |
| routine emergency Rosenberger |
| routine surgery Best List |
| royal "We" Rosenberger |
| Rubber Biscuit Blues Brothers |
| rubber bones |
| rubber cement Unbiased |
| rubber chicken |
| rude welcome Michael John Nesbitt |
| rules of war |
| rush hour |
| Russian economy |
| Russian-American |
S |
| sad clown |
| safe and sane fireworks Best List |
| safe format Millard Forum |
| safe investment Best List |
| safe medication |
| safe sex |
| safety hazard |
| safety razor New Paradigm |
| safety strap (on skis) |
| sales & service Canonical |
| same difference #43 on Top 50 |
| same-sex marriage |
| sanitary landfill #40 on Top 50 |
| sanitary sewer |
| satisfied Democrat |
| saving price |
| savings & loan |
| scalding coolness Ernest Hemmingway |
| scented deodorant |
| scheduled play |
| scheduled spontaneity from a Franklin Time Management Class |
| school food |
| school vacation |
| science fiction |
| scientific belief |
| scientific creationism |
| scientific literature Opus |
| Scottish Danish actual pastry sold at 7-11 |
| scripted spontaneity Focusing on Words |
| sea farming Focusing on Words |
| sea port Shooter |
| search party Best List |
| second best |
| Secret Service Canonical |
| secretarial science Focusing on Words |
| secure toe-hold Cobalt Shiva |
| secure UNIX |
| security risk Unbiased |
| sedate sex |
| selected volunteers |
| self-help group |
| self-service Best List |
| semi truck |
| semi-boneless |
| semi-precious Focusing on Words |
| semi-private Focusing on Words |
| semi-professional Focusing on Words |
| semi-retired Focusing on Words |
| Senate Ethics Committee |
| Senate Intelligence Committee Focusing on Words |
| sense of Congress |
| sensible indulgence Kroger brand coffee creamer Oxymoron of the Day |
| sensible shoes |
| sensitive guy The Oxymorons |
| sensitive male |
| Sergeant Major Rosenberger |
| serious clown Ethan |
| serious comedy |
| serious fun |
| serious musician |
| serious player |
| seriously funny The Oxymorons |
| service station #18 on Son of 50 |
| severely killed |
| sex education #44 on Son of 50 |
| shagadelic virgin Main Event |
| shallow to the core Cobalt Shiva |
| shared monopoly Focusing on Words |
| ship cargo by plane triple oxymoron Amazing |
| shooting blanks Nathan's World |
| short distance |
| short length Unbiased |
| short pants |
| short survey |
| short tall tales |
| shout in a whisper |
| sick health |
| sickly sweet Memoware |
| sight unseen |
| silent alarm |
| silent fury |
| silent scream #37 on Top 50 |
| silent testimony Focusing on Words |
| simple computers Focusing on Words |
| simple harmonic motion |
| simple interest loan |
| simple procedure Focusing on Words |
| simple technology |
| simple truth |
| simply pompous Cobalt Shiva |
| simply superb |
| single family Unbiased |
| single pair |
| singles group Unbiased |
| singular relationship |
| sit up Ethan |
| situational ethics Unbiased |
| slave owner Canonical |
| sleeper hit #42 on Son of 50 |
| sleepwalk |
| slight hernia Focusing on Words |
| slight impasse Rosenberger |
| slight surprise Focusing on Words |
| slightly killed |
| slightly pregnant |
| slightly used |
| slow children sign with picture of running child |
| slow death |
| slow down the speedup AP writer about rule change that would speed up NFL games for network television Oxymoron of the Day |
| slow rush Rosenberger |
| slow speed |
| slow-motion explosion Focusing on Words |
| slows quickly Canonical |
| small crowd #34 on Top 50 |
| small fortune |
| small miracle |
| smaller half Focusing on Words |
| smart blonde |
| smart bomb |
| smart drugs |
| smartass Nathan's World |
| smokeless cigarette |
| smooth closing Best List |
| snow-white tan David Bowie's `Ziggy Stardust' Focusing on Words |
| so far out it's in |
| soaring down Focusing on Words |
| social disease |
| social outcast |
| social science |
| social security #13 on Son of 50 |
| socialist market economy |
| Socialist Worker |
| sodium-free saltines |
| soft metal |
| soft rock #32 on Top 50 |
| soft sell Comedy Network |
| software documentation #29 on Top 50 |
| software engineer |
| software reliability |
| solemn celebration |
| solid glass |
| solid gold-plated Rosenberger |
| solid ground |
| solid rumor |
| solitary group Unbiased |
| solo concert Ethan |
| somewhat addicted |
| somewhat destroyed Focusing on Words |
| somewhat functional Focusing on Words |
| somewhat legal Focusing on Words |
| sophisticated New Yorker Focusing on Words |
| sophomore Latin for "wise" and "fool" Focusing on Words |
| Sounds of Silence song by Simon & Garfunkel |
| Southern Baptist Gay Support Group Millard Forum |
| Southern justice |
| sovereignty association Canonical |
| Soviet Union #3 on Son of 50 |
| space walk Best List |
| Spam Lite Shooter |
| spare rib |
| spare time Nathan's World |
| spectator sport Best List |
| speed limit |
| spendthrift |
| sperm whale Cobalt Shiva |
| spirit of safety So Cal Gas Co brochure |
| splendidly dull Focusing on Words |
| spontaneous choreography Rosenberger |
| spontaneous demonstrations will be organized Orwell's "1984" |
| spontaneous plan New Paradigm |
| sport suspenders Ian |
| sport utility vehicle |
| sport wagon Canonical |
| sports hero Fun_People |
| sports sedan |
| squared circle |
| stand down |
| standard elective Cobalt Shiva |
| standard options |
| start over |
| state worker |
| static discharge |
| statistical certainty Gerry Reid |
| statistical fact |
| staying changed |
| steadfast flexibility |
| stealth bomber |
| steam grilled Rosenberger |
| steel wool |
| sterilized fertilizer |
| stifled creativity |
| still life |
| straight angle |
| straight dope |
| straight hook |
| straight laced Rosenberger |
| strangely familiar |
| strategic retreat |
| strategic withdrawal Focusing on Words |
| Strawberry Blond |
| street smart |
| striped paint. |
| strong decaf |
| structured BASIC Opus |
| structured free play Cobalt Shiva |
| structured programming with goto statements Book title |
| student athlete |
| student organization Canonical |
| student teacher |
| studied indifference Gerry Reid |
| stunted growth Gerry Reid |
| styrofoam peanut Unbiased |
| subjective data Focusing on Words |
| submissive dominance Rosenberger |
| suburban culture |
| successful suicide |
| successful war Gerry Reid |
| sugarless candy Focusing on Words |
| suicide victim Ethan |
| summer school |
| sun screen |
| sun shade |
| sun shower Oxymoron Central |
| Sunday afternoon edition of Hockey Night Ian |
| superette |
| supporting documentation |
| supreme court |
| sure bet |
| Surgeon General Rosenberger |
| surrogate mother |
| sushi cookbook Cobalt Shiva |
| sustainable development Canonical |
| sustainable growth New Paradigm |
| sweet agony Ray Yep |
| sweet and sour |
| sweet onions Canonical |
| sweet pickle Focusing on Words |
| sweet sorrow Shakespeare #26 on Top 50 |
| Sweet Tarts |
| swiss steak |
| synthetic natural gas #23 on Top 50 |
| systematic variance Focusing on Words |
| systems management Brandon |
T |
| tabloid style |
| tactfully blunt Yorksite |
| take-out restaurant |
| taking moderation to extreme |
| talk show Focusing on Words |
| talk show moderator |
| tame cat |
| taped live #20 on Top 50 |
| tax credit Steve Kangas |
| tax relief |
| tax return |
| tax-free Focusing on Words |
| teacher union Focusing on Words |
| team boss Best List |
| team solitaire Oxymoron of the Day |
| Tears of a Clown Song by Smokey & the Miracles |
| tears of joy |
| technical support Death Angels Nest |
| teenage logic Best List |
| television personality Shooter |
| temporary tax |
| temporary tax increase #16 on Top 50 |
| tense calm |
| tentative conclusion Focusing on Words |
| tentative deadline Opus |
| terminal initiation |
| terribly enjoyable |
| terribly funny |
| terribly nice |
| terribly pleased #13 on Top 50 |
| Texas chic Focusing on Words |
| Thank God I'm an atheist. |
| thick film |
| Third Twin CBS-TV movie, 11/9/97 Oxymoron of the Day |
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| three originals Focusing on Words |
| thunderous silence |
| Thursday edition of Monday Night Football Ian |
| tidy mess Rosenberger |
| Tiger Woods Irons |
| tight slacks #10 on Top 50 |
| timely and economical revisions |
| timeshare investment Best List |
| toll free |
| tom girl Oxymoron Central |
| tomorrow today Focusing on Words |
| tone color |
| top floor |
| Total Quality Management (TQM) |
| totally partial |
| touch of diahrea Canonical |
| tough love |
| traditionally radical Focusing on Words |
| traffic flow |
| tragic comedy |
| train schedule |
| trained cat |
| transparent mask Oxymoron of the Day |
| traumatic bonding Focusing on Words |
| tremendously small |
| trial seperation |
| triumph without victory Headline in U.S. News & World Report, 1992 Focusing on Words |
| tropical depression Canonical |
| trouble in paradise |
| troubled paradise |
| true faith Cobalt Shiva |
| true fallacy from a beginner's textbook on logic Oxymoron of the Day |
| true gossip |
| true illusion Women's makeup products from Maybelline |
| True Lies Movie title |
| true replica |
| true story |
| truly false Memoware |
| trust fund Shooter |
| truth in advertising |
| truth in lending Best List |
| truthful tabloids #9 on Son of 50 |
| turbo diesel |
| turkey ham |
| turned up missing |
| typically unique Rosenberger |
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| ugly model Oxymoron Central |
| UN designated safe haven Focusing on Words |
| unacceptable solution |
| unbaised research Comedy Network |
| unbiased journalism |
| unbiased news report |
| unbiased opinion |
| unbiased poll |
| unbiased predisposition |
| unbiased reporting Opus |
| uncommitted voter Unbiased |
| uncommonly common Focusing on Words |
| uncommonly normal Best List |
| uncommonly typical New Paradigm |
| uncomplicated heart attack Frank Sinatra's doctor Oxymoron of the Day |
| unconditional love Shooter |
| uncontested divorce |
| uncrowned king |
| understanding banker |
| understanding editors Focusing on Words |
| Understanding UNIX book title |
| unfortunate privilege Michael John Nesbitt |
| unhappily married |
| uninvited guest |
| union craftsman Canonical |
| union workers |
| unique standard Rosenberger |
| Unitarian Church |
| United Nations |
| United States |
| university funding Focusing on Words |
| University of Nevada at Las Vegas |
| Unix performance |
| Unix prompt |
| Unix security |
| unknown identity |
| unlimited boundaries Gerry Reid |
| unofficial record |
| unofficially approved Rosenberger |
| unsalted saltines |
| unspoken suggestion Focusing on Words |
| unsung hero |
| unthaw |
| unusual routine |
| unwilling accomplice Rosenberger |
| unwitting accomplice Rosenberger |
| up to 50% and more Canonical |
| upper low Best List |
| upside down |
| urban planning |
| user-friendly |
| Utah Jazz NBA |
V |
| vacant dwelling |
| vacant lot |
| vacation Bible school |
| vacuum filled |
| vaguely aware |
| valid superstition Ian |
| vanilla fudge |
| vast treasury of pure junk Oxymoron of the Day |
| vegetable beef soup |
| vegetarian hamburger |
| vegetarian meatballs |
| vegetarian pizza Cave |
| vegetarian worchestershire sauce Cave |
| Ventura Freeway |
| very unique |
| victimless crime |
| vigorously ignoring Clinton about the '96 Republican Convention Focusing on Words |
| violent agreement |
| virgin acrylic |
| virgin birth |
| virgin mother Rosenberger |
| virgin wool Focusing on Words |
| virtual reality |
| virtually scratch resistant Best List |
| voice mail |
| Voluntary compliance |
| voluntary taxes |
| volunteer work Gerry Reid |
| voting power |
W |
| waiting patiently |
| Wall Street Rosenberger |
| war games |
| war hero |
| waste management Focusing on Words |
| We are not anticipating any emergencies. |
| We must believe in free will. We have no choice. Isaac B. Singer |
| weak support Michael John Nesbitt |
| wedded bliss |
| Welcome Tax Canonical |
| Welcome to New York |
| well-behaved children |
| well-known secret |
| well-preserved ruins |
| western civilization |
| wet snow |
| wetlands |
| Where the Truth Lies TV movie on Lifetime channel |
| whisper chipper Cool Site |
| white chocolate #26 on Son of 50 |
| white gold |
| white lie Ethan |
| white rose |
| white shadow Michael John Nesbitt |
| whole fractions |
| whole half |
| whole hemisphere Focusing on Words |
| whole part Focusing on Words |
| whole piece |
| wholesome |
| Whopper Junior |
| wild boar Gerry Reid |
| wilderness management |
| Windows accelerator |
| Windows NT (NT stands for New Technology) |
| winning roulette |
| wireless cable |
| wireless tether (for cruise missiles) Cobalt Shiva |
| wise ass |
| wise man Ray Yep |
| withheld contribution |
| wolve-ravening lamb Juliet |
| woman's logic Best List |
| women's rights |
| Wonder Bread |
| wooden nickel Canonical |
| woods metal |
| Word Perfect #41 on Son of 50 |
| wordless book |
| work party Rosenberger |
| workable heath plan Cave |
| working breakfast Focusing on Words |
| working committee Brandon |
| working education Yorksite |
| working hobby Focusing on Words |
| working holiday |
| working lunch |
| working vacation #4 on Top 50, #25 on Son of 50 |
| worldly Americans Canonical |
| world's largest miniature golf course Cobalt Shiva |
| write-only file Opus |
Y |
| yellow rose |
| yellow violet Unbiased |
| You can't get there from here Shooter |
| you love to hate Cobalt Shiva |
| You never know, you know? Fun_People |
| young Floridian |
| young Republican |
| You're on my list of people that will never be on any list of mine! Fun_People |
| yummy sushi |
| yummy yogurt Canonical |
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| zero defects |
| zero deficit |
| zero population growth Steve Kangas |
| zipped open |
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