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OneSwellFoop presents
OXY2K: The official unauthorized millenium oxymoron list
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My feeble attempt at weblogging has once again been pre-empted, this time NOT by a worthy cause, but by my personal obsession.

Please follow this link to a world where all the shrimp are jumbo and all the fire is friendly, and OneSwellFoop has collected MORE than 2000 Oxymorons in time for the year 2000.

WARNING: You may experience some OXY2K bugs; construction is not yet complete.
The Foopsite will return on Monday, December 6th, with fixes for all of your complaints, Lynette.
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